How to say I love you with cottage cheese:
Today I opened by refrigerator and noticed that there was some cottage cheese in there. Normally that would be no significant event but it reminded me that my wife loves me. The time she bought that for me was after I had made a couple of off-hand comments about not getting to have any in the house. This is because she does particular like cottage cheese. Actually it completely grosses her out to the point that she won’t even allow it in the house. But, nonetheless, she went out and went to the store and bought some and has graciously allowed me to keep them in my office. Fortunately I have a refrigerator in my office so it doesn’t get old or nasty or anything like that. Although, I don’t know why but I haven’t eaten any yet. Maybe I will today.
I feel loved when my wife buys me cottage cheese.